If I Was Colin Farrell

I would stop worrying about whether or not his little sex tape (second item) is going to be distributed it (it is) and more about whether or not I could get a cut of the profits.

Seriously, either everybody's going to see this for free on the internet, or somebody's going to distribute it legally and, again, somebody will make some money on it (plus everyone will see little parts of it on the internet).

I'm not so sure what he's worried about anyway. Its not like he has a squeaky clean boy-next-door image to uphold. And he certainly has a legal claim to at least 50% of the proceeds. Cash in while you still can, Colin.