How to Drink Classy Wine

This is a sweet body shot of Alicia and me behind the bar at the Bully Hill Winery. And yes, that is a glass of very PINK wine in my hand. See how it coordinates with my skirt?

We visited three wineries on Saturday afternoon: Dr. Frank Konstantin, Heron Hill and Bully Hill. We saved Bully Hill for last, and with good reason. It was certainly the most fun, loud and drunk of the three for all visitors. Plus, it had by far the worst wine. Almost all their wines were sweet - and many were pink. We called it the Boone's Farm Winery.

Then again, during the course of the weekend, we also managed to drink three bottles of BF, as well as 2 four-packs of wine coolers. And you know what? Wine coolers are good. So is Boone's Farm.

That's right. I am 15.