I Want My Tooth Back

Christopher Walken does have an oddly intellectual Martian appearance. That is a great description. And Cooper could've written this article. What it should've mentioned, also, is the legions of impersonators Walken has inspired. A few years ago, we saw Jay Mohr do standup. He was hilarious, overall, and incredibly likable. But his Walken was AMAZING. Set the bar really high for Cooper.

I'm back at home, BTW, but on dial-up. Turns out the first person I talked to at Verizon flat out lied to me. I won't have DSL until August 4th, and that was always the case. At least I have free dial-up, I guess.