Botox Party Favors?

You know what I would totally watch (and I bet a lot of other people would too)? A show called something like "My Super Sweet Thirtieth". It could take the train wrecks from "My Super Sweet Sixteen" to a whole new level...because these participants would be nearly 30 and, almost definitely, crazily desperate. And that's good TV.

Wouldn't it be perfect for VH1?