Unbelievable.

I was a little sister of the Epsilon Iota chapter of Sigma Nu.

My brother sent me this link, with a note that said "an Onion article about the Sigma Nus at W&M." I thought he was making fun of my frat-boy hippie college friends. Then I read the article and I realized that, actually, the Onion staff is making fun of my frat-boy hippie college friends.

Ridiculous. And so, so true.